A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a boner is as hard as Chuck Norris's fist.
Dude, you sister gave me such a woodchuck yesterday! I went home with it and turned around, and it hit my mom! She's dead now by the way.
to woodchuck is to make plans with someone and then pretend you forgot them, or pretend plans weren't made to enable the (woodchuck) person to find more attractive plans.
"He woodchucked me because he thought he'd be given tickets to the hockey game." "I was chucked by him again because he decided to play in the pick up game." "Don't waste your time waiting, they will only woodchuck you again."
A term used to describe and ugly female because woodchucks chop down wood.
There are so many woodchucks in here, chopping wood down left and right.
a woman pleasuring herself
susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire
When one person goes face first between another’s legs and uses their top teeth to munch their ass.
“Joyce had the perfect teeth to reverse woodchuck Alberto”
Slang term for a woman's vagina
She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck