A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wooly are the best shaggers to ever roam the land, if you ever want to get the best sexual experience, ask a Wooly. They can make you feel pleasure like no other. They can also be extremely kind, sweet but also arrogant towards certain things.
Damn, I really wish I could've shagged Wooly.
Long underwear; thermal underwear
The weatherman said it's gonna be -30 tomorrow... you better put your woolies on!
A guy thought to be extremely wooly. His hair is almost a fro but not quite. He's a total cutie and looks after the girls. Thinks highly of his crew and hath named it 'Wooly Crew'
Kid 1: "LOOK! A wooly mammoth!" Kid 2: "Nope thats just wooly"
Wooli is term that bites off the hit series "Rick and Morty" in particular to the word "squanch". It is a modern adaptation of saying meaningless things that pertain to the emotion and "squanch" behind them. It was derived from 2 brain cells playing patty cake deep in the caves of California's salt mines.
John: What was Rohandra doing at the movies when he said he had COVID? Tabitha: Dunno, sounds like a Stinky Wooli. John: Where's the bread? I could've sworn I had 2 pieces left. Tabitha: Wooli!!!
A creature that is both human and sheep with thicc thighs and a broken heart, mhm. Used to care about every one and now only cares about those close to him online, mhm. Puts his friends online before anyone irl, mhm. Also says "mhm" alot, mhm.
Slang for WL meaning Weak and Limpy. Name given to male who experiences ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
"Ericks new name is Woolie because he couldent get it up with his girl last night" "Hey woolie, hows it hanging"