A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms? -"$1000? You know how I hate chump change." -Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"
Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.
"Have you seen that guys penis?" "No, why?" "He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"
Xander is a wacky guy that can make whole crowds of people laugh! He is hilarious and and everyone enjoys his company, even if they won’t admit it. Xander can also be serious when the situation calls for it. He can brighten your day of help you out. Xander is a great guy!!!
Xander is awesome
A Russian Bear.
Xander is from Russia and has the characteristics of a bear.
Xander is funny caring and the most funny person they very person you help is a friend for life I love you :)
xander your the best friend ever :)
The cutest person you will ever meet. Fun to hang around and be around. May be shy at first but then later on warm up more. One of the most popular boys at schools but don’t forget about the unpopular kids. Loves everyone no matter what. Very funny and loves talking. Also very sexy.
Friend: Who is that cutie right there? Friend: Oh that’s Xander Friend: Girlllll he is fine I will love to take some of that home