Country Dictionary

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

A slang term for male ejaculate or semen

Yoke in her face!
I yoked all over that bitch!

A headlock.

Nothing. everything. what ever you want it to mean

Kenzie yoked nicks yoke while she yoked her own yoke.

Buddy you should yoke that Rona.

That was a yokeing good time

Irish slang for ecstasy tablets.

Usually used by the great unwashed and scumbags with 90 degree baseball caps.

Jonny Joe Jr.- "Aww, do you have any yokes man?"
Joe Johnny Sr.- "No man, shite! I think I left them in my jacket."

grabbing someone around the neck and not letting go

"i got you in a damm good yoke bitch"

A playful, aggressive or intimidating (or sensual) gesture of brushing (touching) the chin of another person with your hand quickly, in order to get a bizzare reaction out of the other person.

A yoked B.
I am gonna yoke you.