A fork of Rural Dictionary
yuppie are trendy upper class young people. they go to boutique hotels, Dylan's Candy bar, the cheesecake factory, and they wear Wolford tights, Cosabella (ladies), La Perla (ladies), (the kids of yuppies) have Razor scooters, towels and sheets with high thread per inch,rare flowers, and shop at bergdorf goodman,nordstrom,henri bendel,barneys,they drink luxury vodkas, smoke natural (without additives) cigarettes : Nat Sherman or American Spirit or luxury cigarettes :Dunhills or Gauloises (ladies),they go fox hunting.
yuppies drink coffees at Urth Caffe, Starbucks, Peet's coffee, Coffee Bean and Tea, Jack's Stir Brew Coffee.
Noun: A person who believes that they deserve their high pay much more than anyone else who works just as hard as they do. They have a lot of shiny objects and generally look down upon those who do not have shiny objects, or those with less shiny objects. Yuppies will move into an area that was once affordable in the city, but they got wind that it was “hip” to live in Wicker Park, or SoHo, or the Teapot District, so they gentrify it. Gentrify means to make unaffordable for anyone but yuppies.
I have to live in a high crime area and drive a 1983 Celebrity, cuz the yuppies moved into all the good cheap places. $1000 a month for one room in a hellhole, and the yuppies make fun of my car.
A well off person that is spoiled from wealthy parents whom considers their values in society of utmost importance, generally behaving as if they still live in the eighties and every reality show is new to them.
Yuppie: Speaking of handing in papers late, I'm always wondering about how people can come in so late, are they not ashamed of how they look? Proffessor: Oh, you're so smart!
young, well to do (mostly white) people in urban areas who are trendy, talk on their cell phones, use their PDAs or laptops, drink coffee in Starbucks and drive a nice car.
Midtown Manhattan is yuppie central along with San Francisco, Seattle, Boston, Chicago, Washington DC
A pretentious and selfish professional person who is so arrogant, he blows a trumpet fanfare every time he locks or unlocks his car, to show you how great he is.
Yuppie (locking Lexus): BEEP! BEEP! Me: Hey! Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie!
So you want to be a Yuppie? Here's what you have to do. Never act masculine. Masculine is macho, you know, and all the soccer moms just HATE anything masculine. Never learn how to drive a stick shift like a man. Drive a wussy automatic, just like an old grandma. Or a chimpanzee. Step on your brakes all the time, just like an old lady. Ride your brakes going down all hills. Never learn how to gear down your transmission or take it out of overdrive. Cultivate arrogance. Wear it on your face as a smug expression. Always talk down to waiters and service people, to let them know you're a hot-shit Yuppie. To prove your worth, always blow a trumpet fanfare when you lock your car. Be the first Yuppie on the block to buy a set of trumpets that blow when you lock your house. Everyone wants to hear trumpets, and they will all look up to you in awe and admiration. Always jabber and prattle on your cell phone like an old lady gossiping. Everyone who sees you will admire you. Learn to call problems "issues," just like a soccer mom. All the soccer moms will admire you for that. Tell everyone you're going on vacation in Cancun or St. Tropez. That will surely score you big points with the soccer moms. Always carry a PDA. The more useless things it does, the better. Show everyone how it can dial a phone and remind you it's time to go for your manicure. For extra points, let it remind you to go for a pedicure. When a crowd is listening, pick up your cell phone and talk LOUDLY. Say "buy 40,000 shares of IBM." Wherever you go, assume an air of entitlement. You are entitled to take your dog inside stores, despite the NO DOGS signs. You are entitled to use your cell phone in the movies. You are entitled to two parking spaces.
Trent is an insipid, smirking Yuppie. He is entitled to park his Lexus in the handicap parking place because he'll only be in the store for 20 minutes.