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A slang term for male ejaculate or semen

Yoke in her face!
I yoked all over that bitch!

A headlock.

Nothing. everything. what ever you want it to mean

Kenzie yoked nicks yoke while she yoked her own yoke.

Buddy you should yoke that Rona.

That was a yokeing good time

Irish slang for ecstasy tablets.

Usually used by the great unwashed and scumbags with 90 degree baseball caps.

Jonny Joe Jr.- "Aww, do you have any yokes man?"
Joe Johnny Sr.- "No man, shite! I think I left them in my jacket."

grabbing someone around the neck and not letting go

"i got you in a damm good yoke bitch"

A playful, aggressive or intimidating (or sensual) gesture of brushing (touching) the chin of another person with your hand quickly, in order to get a bizzare reaction out of the other person.

A yoked B.
I am gonna yoke you.

Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.

1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED