A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking a piss, specifically a high pressure one, a considerable distance from the toilet.
"Bro, This morning I had to pee so bad, I Yoted it from across the bathroom into the bowl!"
Yote is the past tense of yeet.
I yote my water bottle through the hallway yesterday.
The past tense way of saying "yeet".
yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway.
(verb) 1. To strap someone to a table fully naked, shave their stomach hair off, and then pour pastrami all over their bare, naked stomach. Similar to getting sauced on, (get sauced on) but more specific. 2. To destroy someone in a computer game so hard that it is similar to them getting cold pastrami sauce poured over their belly.
*Two Girls talking* "Hey how did that date go last night?" "Oh it was good... he took me to his apartment and then yoted me..." "Oooh how nice ;)" *Angry gamer pwning a lvl 1. Crook* "HA! Get yoted on n00b!"