A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dude #1: Dude, WTF are you doing? Dude #2: Cool your dick, dude.
Chill out, relax, quit busting your balls.
dude! cool your balls! or cool your balls, man! no need to get all worked up!
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you Bob: cool your tools margaret
Relax. Calm down. Don't get excited.
Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D
Whatever it means... some German Asshole said it.
Cool your firecracker
Collect yourself/ calm Originally used and coined by Nicholas King referring to rude customers.
Cool your jets Erin.