A fork of Rural Dictionary
The pimp chimper who loves stealing kills from his friends and chases an Asian boy, Zackary also can lift a house and has a hard,firm booty that everyone wants to squeeze.I also look like Chris Pratt
Colman:Man that’s a booty of steel
Luke:You look like Chris Pratt
Kye:Zackary is a stinky poo hole
zackary is the love of many peoples lives. he’s caring, energetic, thoughtful, the sweetest man ever, hilarious, so scrumptious and sexy, and has the biggest attitude ever. his sassiness can rival your own. buttt, zackary is a man of God and has the purest and kindest soul ever. he thinks his flaws make him unworthy of love, yet his flaws are truly what makes him beautiful. he’s perfect in his own way. he’s incredibly smart, and i love that he enjoys learning new things. he takes care of his loved ones, especially his mom whom i know he’s very close with. he’s literally like no other man. he’s a gentleman and the most forgiving, passionate, loyal, and patient partner you could ask for. get you a zackary (just not mine eheheh).his love is unconditional and makes you feel like the most incredible person ever. zackary feels like home. he has the most sexiest voice ever and his laugh is the cutest thing. OH and he looks MAD FINE with his glasses on even tho he thinks it makes him look weird. he’s handsome, and he knows it too. he’s shy to most and doesn’t talk a lot, but when he’s with his friends and loved ones he simply can’t shut up(it’s a joke). i love hearing him talk and he can be REALLY loud sometimes. getting to know a zackary is one of the best things that will happen to you in ur lifetime. never make him feel any less than what he is, bc he’s truly incredible. he’s invaluable, and i wouldn’t know what to do if i didn’t have my zackary in my life.
Zachary is the tank but he is also a meanie butt face
Zackary my brother