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ZJ

when a man is sleeping and a girl gives him head as he is asleep

the girl was so turned on she couldnt wait till the guy woke up. she gave him a ZJ

by reddpipes November 20, 2009

ZJ

Short for Zugghen Job. It is when a girl sniffs your butthole until you pee.

Joe: Sally gave Derek a ZJ last night.
Everyone else: EWWW

by swiftKnuckles November 13, 2007

ZJ

A standard BJ, but instead of swallowing the guy pulls out and makes a "Z" on the girl's face with the cum. The "Z" stands for ZORRO.

ZJ, if you don't kwow what it is, you can't afford it.

by Ltwizzle May 09, 2008

zj

A ZJ is the abbreviation for Zebra Job, it is when a white chick jerks off a black dude and the the black in-between the white fingers gives the illusion of zebra stripes.

Sarah (a white chick ) went to 69th street to give out free ZJ'S to all the brothers behind tower theater...

by Drew&Zac September 30, 2009

ZJ

(ZIGGY STARDUST JOB)
1. Like a hand job and a blow job mixed together, but VERY gay and while playing David Bowie music.
2. A kind of flute

"Want a ZJ?? I'll put on David's greatest hits"

"Thats sounds great!, play Space Odyssey, It gives me a raging boner!

by GIANT(in my pants?) May 24, 2008

ZJ

An orgy on top of a moving vehicle.

Mommy look, there's a ZJ going on on that tractor trailer!

by Fed99 March 30, 2011

ZJ

A 1993-1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Lets go four wheelin' with Chris's ZJ!

by A-Web August 05, 2005