A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.
Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!
When a significant other stops you from having a mad one
Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'
A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.
Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.
My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.
A man who blocks people.
if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up
he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap
who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?
The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).
Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.
when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.
omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in