Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ponis

a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile

when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity

by johnny p March 23, 2003

ponis

A ponytail on a guy.

Derived from POnytail + peNIS.

Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.

by isthisthingonorwhat March 31, 2005

Pony

A general positive epithet or interjection. Like awesome, sweet, rad, etc.

That sandwich was pony.

by Agamid September 20, 2009

ponys

the horsepower of a car or other vehicle

Ive got 450 ponys under the hood in my camaro

by jordan keeps it real May 16, 2008

Pony

Related to someone's amount of being whipped while in a relationship or just by someone that they're sleeping with. When you only want farmer Joe's carrot and no one elses.

Worst type: Circus Pony

"Jesus Shannon you are such a pony"

by Notapony April 10, 2008

Pony

Another word for cigarette. Used when you don't want someone to know that you smoke. Usually around kids or your parents. Simply say the word "pony" when you want one and others will follow.

I could really use a pony.

Is it pony time?

Lets have a pony?

by GrChRo April 08, 2011

Pony

Traditional Nickname in the Royal Navy & Royal Marines given to anyone with the surname MOORE after
George Washington "Pony" Moore (1820-1909)
'Pony' Moore ran the Magpie Music Hall (Battersea) and later formed the Moore and Burgess Minstrels (an offshoot of the Christy Minstrels and very famous in the mid-19th century) He was the father of 'Charlie' Mitchell - Heavyweight boxer and the greatest Barroom fighter of the 19th Century.
Pony Moore was a well known sporting character who allegedly always bet in "ponies" (betting slang for a sum of £25).

"Does Pony want anything from the NAAFI? He's on Dog Watch tonight so could probably do with a bit of Nutty"

by Lewey May 12, 2008