A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sophisticated peashooter. Performs at high frequencies and can be shattering at close range.
The flute squealed agonizingly, five ledger lines about the rest of the band.
A person who’s lying or spreading rumors about people
Yoooh everybody I’ve heard that Christian fucked his cousin last week (flute)
A concert or marching band instrument. It has a high notes that can make grown men cry, and low notes that can calm crying babies. It is the best instrument known to mankind. Band directors find the flute players to be hateful. They have the biggest ego. Forget about trumpet egos. Flutes are worse.
Smith-The flutes this season are multiplying.
Flute player- It's because we're the best.