A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.
Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.
Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.
Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
Overall Awesome, Down to earth, pretty smexy, and irreplaceable. especially, if she is a redhead ;P
Also can be used to express being stylish.
Omg glen! you look amazing!!
Wow, you're glenning it today, arent you?
You're such a glen =)
Glen A.K.A Glenital warts is an ice road trucker who loves to we're his hat
He is usually seen to be ploughing many women at once using hit hat as the ultimate bum fiddling device
He shares his love of hats with everyone, including women men and any other animals
Which ones glen?
The guy with the hat surrounded by the pork pie pussys
The result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. Leads to a hangover that limits one's ability to perform the following day.
I couldn't say no to those tasty cocktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that I could barely function on Sunday.
only the skettiest vodka around. upon drinking one may experience doing some pretty dodgy things, eg. shaving off certain body hair, or doing certain sexual things one normally wouldn't.
however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends.
side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers.
all in all the medicine for a good night.
"OMG did you hear what she did last night ! she shaved her pubes with her friends dads razor "
"was she on the glens ? "
A retard that goes out with stupid girls that try to light lollipop sticks on fire