A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.
The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).
Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"
When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”
“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.
When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while
Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"