A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is just off in the head, acting as if they just dont have any sense whatsoever.
"Mane, that was just green" or "You are so green"
The bad buzz you get from marijuana, basically when you get too high. Symptoms include severe anxiety, paranoia, panic attacks, increased heart rate, decreased blood pressure, hunger, dehydration, severe cottonmouth, shallow breathing, nausea, vomiting, loss of common sense, feeling you've lost touch with reality, dizziness and impaired balance and going pale (or "going green"). Not the nicest. The whole scenario is common amongst first-time users, lightweights and 12-year-old kids. Pure stoners even experience the greens now and again.
"Fucking hell, man, that is some brilliant blow". "Yeah, just leave me for a minute". "Fuck, he's going in the fetal position!". "No, I'm fine, fine, fine!" "Damn, brother got the greens".
The best mother fucking color in the damn crayon box
Bryan: "I need a crayon. Whatcha got?" Patty: "Green" Bryan: "Only crayon I wanted" "Green: The ONLY color I wear"