A fork of Rural Dictionary
To do months of work within days, reject social invitations, and only leave the house to buy take-away because you must work hard to do well. Synonymous with IT certifications or playing computer games.
Sorry dude, I cant come out tonight. I've gotta no-life Cisco, as I've only got 5 days left to complete the last 6 exams of my certification. Yea man, the only way your going to finish that work is by No-Lifing it.
What we are all living right now
This is life. And we all live it..
The most commonly used insult on the internet used by 12 years/idiots even though they have no absolutely no knowledge of what that person does with their time.
12 year old: LOL look at this funny new video tat i found on youtube!!!1! 18 year old: been posted already 12 year old: LOL loser u must have no life if all u do all day is watch these vids LUL
Eh, what can you say...shit happens. Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea. If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.
I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.
Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.
"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."