A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fat cunt who wont vote for my shit to be in the dictionary
B:Hey man I have a funny idea for Urban Dictionary D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker B:damn
He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.
Person 1: OMG! That person is so hilarious!! Person 2: I know right! He must be a Parker!
Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.
Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick Guy 2: that's kinda gay Parker: (nude) what? Guy 2: wow!!!
parker is an amazing guy and friend. he never fails to put a smile on your face and is the best at giving advice. he is there for you no matter what you are going through and normally likes girls with the opposite hair and eyes as him. he is very likeable once you get to know him and is very easy to fall in love with. he gives the best hugs ever and is fun to be around. he is very athletic and good at every sport. he is also very popular and is friends with everyone. he never gets boring to talk to and never runs out of things to talk about. if you ever meet a parker make sure not to let him go because there is no one else like him in the world.
damn that guys the best. he must be a parker
parkers are kind and caring and listen to other people the irony is that they are usually depressed and seek attention
damn parkers such an attention whore
Someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.
Tom: Shit man, I don't have any weed or any money to buy any Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!