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noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.

Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night? Nope, he was with his pook. Did you pook buy you those pants?

Shit, caca,lollop, poopy plops.

Captain Cook did a pook Behind the kitchen door. The cat came up and licked it up And said "I want some more".

poo; poop; crap; shit; dumb; ugly; stupid; silly

That restaurant serves pook! Your new haircut is pook! You smell like pook! I think you trod in pook!

Sexual relations. Super hot acrobatic lovin'. "Pooky" has the same meaning.

I heard you got your pook on last night. If we had pooked I would probably have been forced to drown myself out of disgust.

small, usually conical depression in an otherwise smooth surface. May also rise up from surface. Minor dent.

"It's just a small pook," responded the boy who just banged your car when opening his door.

passing out on keyboard

Dude, where'd our necromancer go? Why isn't he responding? He must be pook

(n)male lubricating seminal fluid; pre-cum. <v> to excrete male lubricating fluid."

(n) "The head of his unit was slick with pook" (v) "He was seriously hot and his joint was pooking up something fierce."