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Absolute

Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way. Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'

You met Steve yet? No, is he a total? No, not quite, he's an absolute.

by samebleedingbit February 05, 2011

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

Absolute

it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.

P1: this shows going to be awesome P2: absolutely

by jude-e December 06, 2001

Absolute

Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.

That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.

by Foreknow 4NO Apparel January 29, 2007

absolut

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2011

Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution . Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008

absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008