A fork of Rural Dictionary
What someone says when they want to end an argument, essentially concluding that both parties think they are right and that they will get nowhere in arguing.
Guy: It doesn't matter what a judge's background or opinion is when he/she is making a decision.
Girl: But what they believe has a huge effect on the verdict; nothing is objective!
Guy: But to be a judge you must be impartial.
Girl: Aaaah, you just don't get it.
Guy: Can't we just agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.
What you say when you are in the middle of an argument and realize you are both saying the same thing in different ways.
Bobby: Richard Bachman has to be the greatest writer ever.
Ricky: Sorry bro, but I have to say that Stephen King is much better.
Bobby: Ummm, those are the same auth... nevermind. Let's just disagree to agree on that one.
On the internet, the two magic gateway words to porn.
Clicking a button or link that says "I agree" will let you enter a porn website under whatever conditions that you have "agreed" to (e.g. you are 18 or older).
It is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing pornography, often using scary-sounding words like "attest" and "perjury". But, like in the example below, it's rarely effective.
Mistress Victoria's Totally Kinky Bondage Site: "By clicking 'I agree' below, you hereby attest under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age or older, or that you are of the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that pornography is legal in your area, and that you are not offended by hot kinky femdom porn, and that it is not considered obscene in your area, and that ...
16-year-old: "Yeah, yeah whatever. So if I click 'I agree' I get in right? Sweet!..." (Clicks on button)
When you just nod your head yes, acting as if you care or understand what someone is telling you just to get them to shut up and go away
John: Damn here comes corey i dont wanna hear his shit
Shelby: just nod and agree and he will go away
a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.
1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes
2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"
"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
to agree to discuss something, but retain one's opinions
I have not decided anything accept that I agree to disagree.