Country Dictionary

A massive cunt who shows off all the time. Usually small

“What an alfie showing off over there!”

Prick

Alfie’s are such Pricks!

A short person that likes ksi and listens to his gay cancerous laugh 3 hours a day
He’s pretty cool but has issues

Wow Alfie likes cancerous laughs

A sporadic release of aggression when pushed to the Limit 100%

Yup I alfy'd out again, mother fuckers!

Alfie is loyal and forgiving, he is very gorgeous however shy with the girls, he can be extremely ignorant and celf centred, most alfies like to spend time on there games instead of paying attention to there girlfriends, alfie can change to please others however this will NOT last long, dont try to trigger alfie because he will become extremely vexted and may throw some hits

Alfie never pays attention to me

gay man who loves cock up his ass, plays mana thinks he is good cuz of lunar cosmetics like go outside or something u fat furry cunt

fuck off alfie

Alfie is a name of a good-looking, sporty boy or man

"Oh Alfie is such a legend"