A fork of Rural Dictionary
the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.
When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.
A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night
What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.
If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.
Someone that likes to whip their rod out in public and does terrible things to animals with it.
Stay away from that creep on the dock; he's an angler.
1. In online dating, one who uses particular camera angles to make themselves appear more attractive (mainly thinner), than they really are, in photos.
That broad is an angler; she looked good in her photos, but turned out to be a tore up whale.