Country Dictionary

The act of running late, and showing up anywhere between 1-3 hours late. This lateness is completely unintentional, they're trying their best.

Should i expect you at 8pm, or are you running on Arp time?

An utterly appealing, sexy ass motherfucker. He doesn't engage in sexual intercourse with any mothers, however. He DOES engage in amazing sexual intercourse with many lovers and spreads his knowledge of passionate love-making throughout the world. One would say James Arp is obnoxious and egotistical, but do not believe them. They're idiots. Everyone knows James Arp is smart, possibly a genius, and has a very very bright future ahead of him. One of a kind, if you manage to find this rare specimen in the wilds, you better use a Masterball to catch him. You only get one chance. Beware of his big penis. Subspecies of James.

Oh shit! That's a James Arp! Throw your Masterball nigga! Don't let him do BIG DICK ATTACK!

A bitch who cant stop crying

They are such an arpe! They can’t stop crying

A deep voice

My brother started developing an arp when he was 13.

A man with a huge penis that knows how to use it.

Wayne’s got an Arp on him.

A really stupid town near troup who also really sucks. Arp has a decent football team. Full of a bunch of inbread people so if you come there use small words because the people dont understand. Arp is also full of a bunch of rednecks.

Yea you can tell they are from Arp!

Ben is the type of guy to go into the forest and then...

That guy is definitely a Ben Arps