A fork of Rural Dictionary
figurativly : asshole literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag
Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.
Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!
to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag. My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
a Stupid overbearing loud dense person I.e. a diaper
Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.
a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.
Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!