A fork of Rural Dictionary
A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win. Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt! *Hits Matt in the shin via foot* Matt: Asshole! Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
Attempt #1 of getting my submission accepted by Urban Dictionary
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Kind of self explanatory. This term is used when someone has not tried too hard at something and put in little effort. Mainly used by Brits
Lad 1: look at this cig I rolled Lad 2: Ahaha mate poor attempt
RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.
People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.
A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.
Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch" Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend" Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"
What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words: 1. Cheese 2. Toast 3. Spork 4. Evil 5. Squirrel/Chicken Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.
When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.
Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random