A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.
Ew, look at michael , he's bald.
When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head
Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.
A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd
That Football Player For Celtic
A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.
Very similar to a Sutton.
"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."
A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"
"Really? That's fuckin bald."