Country Dictionary

An overweight individual - often female - who erroneously refers to themselves as "curvy." Banjos are typically delusional about the state of their appearance and desirability.

"She told me she had an hourglass figure, but she was a banjo."

the most beautifulest boy ever. everything about him is perfect

banjo is so pretty

A boxing term, meaning to knock someone out.

I think AJ will banjo Ruiz

A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.

Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.

Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...

Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.

called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around

No Banjo! youre driving

to wreck, or destroy

He banjo'd his motor when he hit the tree on the bend

Instrument of choice for bogwoppits, inbreds, and old men.

I heard the dueling banjo music when those bogwoppits came into the store.