Country Dictionary

Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"

OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.

v. To knock-off someone.

See also whack

Benito stole another of my bitches so I'm gonna off that mothercunter pimp !

Beyond its used-by-date.
When something has expired.

"This milk is chewy, i think its off"
"That chicks pussy smelled like John West, i think she was off"

real cool;
off the: chain, hook, wall

damn, his shoes are off.

shew, girl, that's off.

yeea, the new cd isn't too off.

acronym for "on four friendly".. refers to a girl that looks like she's definitely a slut and would look pretty good on all four.

"dude what do you think of john's girlfriend? yeap.. she's DEFINITELY off material!"

"O" the closing of a transistor on a computer terminal, the output path the transistor sends.
the ON is the "I" or Input, in which the transistor is opened and continues to send data and electricity.
this applies to any electronic device.

"lets turn off the lightswitch"
"lets turn it on"
"why dont you fuck off?"

The general direction in which I wish you could fuck.

Girl: What is off?
Guy: Off is the general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: Oh, okay . . .

*Twenty minutes later*
Girl: Hey, you son of a bitch!

Trolololol :)