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beater

Largest piece of shit car. Candiates are, but not limited to, Mercury Tracer, Geo Metro, any Toyota Camry of any year, or any shitty car that you would only ride in with a bag over your head, or it smells, looks, drives, and tastes bad.

Guy 1: Hey man, Check out my new whip! Guy 2: Dude, that thing's a fucking beater.

by Larry Davidzz November 08, 2011

beater

player in a quiddich game. they whack the living hech outta people, as they sling huge balls at people with bats.

fred and george, the 2 beaters on the gryfindor quiddich team, were quite good.

by harrypottahfreak January 30, 2005

beater

Anything of a lesser quality or value than what is generally acceptable. Alternatively, something that consistently disappoints either through poor performance or bad decision making. Noun or adjective, use as you see fit.

"Have you heard Todd Snider's version of Beer Run?" "Yeah, bra, that's a beater rendition. Garth & George's is the only one for me." "UCLA has a beater football program, never a contender for the 'naty and one Heisman winner (over 35 years ago). That's only one more trophy than ITT Tech has. Bunch of beaters."

by Geoffy July 12, 2006

beater

1. your backup guitar, that isn't your main guitar. just in case you break a string while playing on stage 2. a base model guitar with modified pickups 3. the guitar you duct tape the straps to for practicing guitar throws and whatnot

i've grabbed myself a new beater the other day, i just need to put some duncan blackouts into it and it'll be good to go

by aimfor7 May 27, 2011

Beater

1. A nickname appropriate for a drummer, violent alcoholic or chronic masturbator. 2. A drummer who lives deep in the woods. Sightings are rare and cause for several days of celebration. 3. A very cheap car; one you can drive recklessly without worrying because it is already a worthless piece of crap.

Dude, did you see Beater? Yeah, man, we drank whiskey together for three days! It was awesome!

by Criscipline September 22, 2010

beater

A young man who sherks his responsabilty , to chase after pleasures of sin for a season.

After having gone missing for A ten day weekend the young man suddenly appears in the garage and his brother says.. Where ya been beater?

by dang May 09, 2003

Bandit Beater

A term originating from (and almost exclusively used on) Roblox used to describe low effort RPG games with repetitive gameplay, uninteresting combat, and little absolute 0 replay value. If the game is a Bandit Beater there is also a solid chance it's also a Cash grab.

"Person 1: So how is that new game that dropped like?" "Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block." "Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."

by ASomewhatRealPerson January 30, 2022