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A vehicle that cannot be afforded by BMW owners. 2. The performance of a Benz compared to a BMW is like a Jet(Benz) to a snail (BMW)
Why is that BMW driver always looking at the trunk of that Benz when hes driving?
A Mercedes-Benz car.
I thought I'd set this straight.
Although on paper, they are supposed to be faster, low end and middle classed products tend to be noticably less sturdy than Beamers of similar price. BMW can't compete with the high-up Benz' though, Bavarians don't going faster than 155mph
Benz are better than BMW
Mercedes-Benz is the best car manufacturer in the world.
Little dicked faggots in BMW's think they can outperform Mercedes but they get beaten every time.
"I was in the turning lane driving my mother fucking benz-o smashing some snatch and drinking on that purple codeine shit"
"LOL this little faggot in a BMW started crying after I smashed his piece of shit M3 in my C55 /// A M G bitchez"
"My benz is worth more than your house"
This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.
Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.