A fork of Rural Dictionary
Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.
My wet Bessies are so engorged.
My wet bessies are leaking.
She has the biggest wet bessies.
Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Child: Mom, where does milk come from?
Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!
A present or gift that someone buys or makes for one of their best friends.
When she went to Disneyland she bought tsum tsums as bessie pressies.
A drama queen, someone who likes to start drama then move out of the way to see the reaction of all the mess they caused
That messy bessy knew that rumor wasn't true but she told it anyway
An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat
i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there
American blues singer (1894-1937), also known as "The Empress of the Blues." One of the greatest vocalists of ALL TIME.
That's Bessie Smith singing "Ain't Nobody's Bizness If I Do." She could really sing the roof off of a house!