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Bill O'reilly

A creature that seems to think that the entire universe is a black and white, and that facts are the devil. Often seen propping up strawman arguments and throwing off his guests with elaborate shows of stupidity.

"The tides go in, and the tides go out, never a miscommunication." - Bill O'reilly "How did you get this job again?"-Guest

by waterboy72 March 28, 2011

Bill O'Reilly

One of the worst things you could call someone. Known to have a "talk show" that he says is in the "no spin zone." Right, and the Earth doesn't have gravity. Someone who has the audacity to cut off decent guests (example Ron Paul) who have differing (i.e. CORRECT) views from him during interviews. Basically just another mouth piece for the neocons. Also included in the worst things you could call someone are George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdoch, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

"Dude, you never gave him a chance to answer your questions during your debate... Way to be such a Bill O'Reilly."

by badassmothafucka90 February 18, 2010

Bill O'Reilly

A silly Republican that is confused by teleprompters.

You know that, Bill O'Reilly? You need to shut up.

by A_K June 10, 2008

Bill O'Reilly

A fake politician who's only reply is "shut up" when he fails to interrupt someone. Bill O'Reilly tends to be proven wrong all the time, and has to edit out a ton of the footage to make someone look like a bad person.

"______ owns Bill O'Reilly on air." Fill that blank with anything and there's a 97% chance it has happened.

by Psedoudnym June 26, 2015

Bill O'Reilly

a massive douche

Wow that guy is a real "Bill O'Reilly"....

by harassment monkey January 20, 2012

Bill O'Reilly

A moron who can only see things from his upside down retarded view of the world. Bible thumper, hates when somone owns him on his show and will froth at the mouth when verbally backed into the corner. then he will pounce with more nonsense and conservative but "fair and balanced" remarks that only make everyone hate him more for not being able to admit that he was wrong.

Holy crap i tried to tell this guy that not all muslims hate america and then he did a Bill O'Reilly

by Ronpaul2012foshow June 24, 2009

Bill O'Reilly

a very dumb, racist, homophob cracker who molests women and probably little boyys too. Thinks he is god. needs to get a shape-up relly badly.

hi my name is Bill O'reilly but u can just call me the dumbest shit on Earth. in the words of Ludacris "hi mr. O'reilly. Don't forget to kiss the plaintiff an the wifey

by Truth Bringer May 08, 2005