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bingle

Means ding dong your opinion is wrong.

p1: OGM (object,game,subject,etc) IS SO GOOD!!!!
p2: Bingle.
p1: OMIGAWD FOCK U!!!!!

by kyslelelel August 25, 2017

bingle

bingle is the sound of the bell that rings when ding dong someone's opinion is wrong. Used when you want to let someone know they are incorrect

wrong friend: puppies suck!
correct friend: my dear friend, it appears that in your testimony of the perspective that you have on the current scenario, that I found a contradiction between both of our standpoints regarding the quality of the subject in question, Therefore, it is with modesty that I must announce that through a logical deduction that this contradiction should not and thereby must not exist, the perspective that you have chosen to standby is deemed invalid. Bingle.

by Notwhomstyouthink March 17, 2018

Bingle

A portmanteau of the terms "bitter" and "single". Indicative of a person who is not in a committed relationship and bitter about their previous relationship's demise, or are longing for a mate and bitter about the fact that they are single.

"Jennifer thought it wise to take her newly bingle friend out for a good bar crawl."

by Kenny Bowser April 11, 2008

Bingled

To be caught naked by surprise

John : You wouldnt believe what happened to me last night. I had just jumped out of the shower and didnt know Warren had let himself in to my Joint.

Tom : Oh No

John : He totally Bingled me

Tom : Thats Terrible

Warren : It was Hot

by Johnny Freeway March 06, 2010

Bingles

When one enjoys sexual activities with animals, mainly Horses.

Oi, did u know dat Abdul bingles.

by Chicken Wing King September 02, 2007

bingle

Sexual mingling or the act of successfully hitting a baseball in order to reach base safely.

It is impossible to bingle with a Campo girl, they are embarrasing.

I tried to bingle last weekend after prom, but I went with a Campo girl so I didn't reach any base. In fact I struck out.

This weekend I batted 3/4 in bingles. But not with junior Campo girls, only sophs and seniors.

by Mrs. Hebert June 07, 2004

Bingle

A female who sleeps with married men

She was just another Bingle

Sally kissed John, She's just as bad as a Bingle

by Oz~Gal March 16, 2010