Country Dictionary

When your boxers come over the top of you pants forming a 'blimp' shape

Dude you got a blimp going on man,might want to consider getting better fitting boxers

To take a large dump

I just blimped everywhere

When the Male is Taking a shit and the girl/other guy sucks his dick

Bob:I have to take a shit
Kirsten:can i suck your dick when you take a shit?
Bob: yes of course you can give me a blimp.

A person who is stupid or is acting silly

Ezi bor stop being such a blimp

giraffe male sex organ

the male garaffe sticks his blimp it into the nipple

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"

Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"