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bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 09, 2016

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

The Bloody Mary

The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.

The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.

Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!

by Official Freyr July 16, 2021

bloody mari

Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)

Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.

by Matt C Bettes August 20, 2012

Bloody Mary

Snorting a line of coke while having a nosebleed.

It was 7am on Monday, and the only thing that was going to get me to work after the weekend was a bloody mary.

by BloodyMolly September 14, 2011

bloody mary

eating out a chick when she is on her menstrual cycle.

Dude bloody mary is sick.

by mike setay. May 09, 2008

Bloody Mary

When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!

Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!

by samm...y May 17, 2006