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The time in your life while you are parenting small children. Symptoms are consistent with other dementia disorders; forgetfulness, disorientation, sleeplessness, forgetfulness, exhaustion, snappishness. Blur-induced stupidity is commonly occurring and profound. Hopefully, the effects of The Blur diminish over time. Rumored to last about 18 years.
I got to Target and I swear to God I had no idea what I was supposed to buy. I ended up getting coffee and diapers and then spent 20 minutes trying to find my car in the parking lot. I used to have a PhD in physics and now I am a MORON. It's The Blur... It's killing me. What?
A chaotic commotion of activity, often compared to a hurricane. Neither ducks nor Duckburg are required for a duck blur to exist.
The rescue effort turned into a duck blur when looters took to the streets.