A fork of Rural Dictionary
any social gathering that is crowded, fun, and well organized and executed. most commonly used to describe a party, club, or concert.
can usually be interchanged with: hoppin', off the hook, happenin'.
yo, that party last night was bonkers!
Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.
Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.
The penis on the male species
1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood
this means being sweet as hell, almost as sweet as hags is...basically if ur acting bonkers, ur almost acting sig pi, cuz they are bonkers as all get out and thats a lot of bonkers
Yo man!!! Did u see how bonkers hags was at that party, he was acting all sig pi and then he stopped an entire tsunami cuz hes bonkers
Noun
A derogatory term, normally used by a group of gentleman to describe a rather promiscuous, somewhat deranged lady who isn't particular about whom she lays with in order to heighten self-esteem
"Did you see that girl Danny went home with last night?"
"Yeah, what an absolute bonker!"