Country Dictionary

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Boombox

A tight vagina that is about to get destroyed.

Hey son, Jesse! I’m gonna pound your ma’s boombox later tonight after the baseball game!

by PeteyPaplo May 16, 2022

Boombox Effect

This very rarely occurs when you play the "Chicken Dance" in a very conveniently plain field with a single tree in the state of Nevada, optionally needs a dancer in the background. Approached by a man, you must push him to complete the objective, however this will result in your untimely demise at the hands of said man, named Hank J. Wimbleton. Fortunately, your legacy will result in 12 episodes that escalate from fighting Jeb (jesus but not really), to a sheriff, a clown who breaks the laws of physics seeking vengeance, and a demon. At the time of writing, this currently has only been attempted once, with great success.

"12 episodes later...this was the result of 1 guy with a boombox, we call it the boombox effect"

by bolivianite September 27, 2024

Alabama Boombox

When you and your brother start foolin around but you gotta turn some music up so dad doesn’t hear and come in to beat you with jumper cables.

Me and my brother were curious so we did an ole Alabama Boombox to keep dad from get suspicious

by Don Binks September 20, 2020

boombox-pussy

A female reproductive organ, which realeases trapped air from within (queefing), more frequent than the average of its kind.

"Damn... I've never had a boombox-pussy like that before. She was loud as hell!"

by chaddysha666 January 06, 2024

fuzzy boombox

a vagina

oi darlin, show us your fuzzy boombox

by mooman3 January 27, 2011