A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term "Bowen" orginates from a very stinky guy that shits himself very often. To be called Bowen is to be called the foulest smelling person known to the world.
"Dude did someone empty a septic tank in here?"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"
Bowen is a girlish man or a manish girl.
A female Bowen is a mother f**king badass, she drinks, she kicks, and she bosses people around.
Oh hi, can i have a hug Bowe- OW!
What in the ass Bowen!
I'm huging you, with my feet.
Bowen is love, Bowen is life.
a bitch who isn't organised and makes the life of her students hell, she seriously needs a diet and promises that she is actually on one when asked but she is clearly lying cos she still looks the size of a blue whale.
in short words she's a narcissitic bitch who is unfit as a person or as a teacher, she should look into working with a demolition crane as she clearly has the size to be a wrecking ball.
Student 1: She only gave us a week for the homework
Student 2: Bowen is such a fucking bitch
The universal measure of a bad travel experience. A one Bowen trip is a brief delay, while lost luggage, a cancellation with no hotel compensation, or rerouting through Tehran, might be 20 Bowen trips.
It was a five-Bowen trip: I had a middle seat, both arm-rests were broken, and the guy next to me wouldn't stop talking about his Pokemon collection the entire flight.