Country Dictionary

CPS (aka Cold Penis Special) is when a man covers ones penis in water and puts it in the freezer, once frozen the male must have intercourse with a frozen penis.

tyler:i served up the good ol' CPS to brittany last night

Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.

"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".

CPS means clicks per second.To find out your cps, click on right-click as fast as you can whit a timer and stop around 60 second and 10 seconds . count how many times you clicked whit a test for cps. For example in 10 seconds I get 130 CPS it means I got 13.0 CPS.

Dude, I just got 15.4 CPS!

Captain Picard

Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".

"Get that CP outta here!"

Child pornography

Tommy Ambridge is repping the cp!

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

cunt punch-when someone is being a bitch and needs an attitude adjustment, punch the said person in the cunt to straighten them out.

"I will cp the bitch who took my last twinkie", said the big girl who was breathing heavy due to hunger.