A fork of Rural Dictionary
Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.
Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses. Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.
An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.
You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot. (Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?" (You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!" Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.
When mom jeans/shorts have rubbed camel toe repeatedly and callous form on the beef curtains.
Gina had nasty camel callous from the high waist pants so I wasn’t gettin any tonight.
A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt Bloke) haha that's callous banter
A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt Bloke) haha that's callous banter
A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.
Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.
An enlarged mid section also known as lower abdominals that are engorged due to repeated sexual encounters that lead to a false sense of comfort with a porky pig belly.
I’ve been married for 7 years so I am comfortable with my sexual callous.