A fork of Rural Dictionary
Canny is where you are neither fit or a minger but you are in the middle.
But do not make the mistake this one girl made when she tried to copy Hannah and say that he was cannied.
that just went wrong
Kelly "Yea well that boy you like hes more canny then fit"
Hollie "hes been cannied"
hannah " you cant say that"
Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
Canny has a lot of meanings in the north-east, but in this instance it means really
& kabosh is a word i like to use to say something is good;
so together they both mean really good
I went to the zoo the other day, it was canny kabosh
when one cant be fucked to the point where they dont even say "cant be fucked". their lazyness devellops the "can not be fucked" expression to "canny b fucked" and then just to "canny b".
sharts: are u goin to the gym today man?
jarrod: nah man i got a serious case of canny b
sharts: what do u mean man?
jarrod: i canny be fooked.
student 1: dude where the fuck is jonno today
student 2: aw man that dog always canny bs when it comes to school
Selvia Canni is the leader of a cannibalistic cult which originated in the year 2020 in Ohio, which consisted of various young female members from the area
Look, Selvia Canni is back in town