Country Dictionary

Is the most awesome, loveable and funniest Catgirl in the World...
Everyone loves them. And their favorite Restaurant is Femboyhooters.

"I love Cark" -Carks Lover
"I am Carks one and only slave." -Carks Slave

derogatory use of the male sex gland.

most commonly phrased by Dodgi Andi circa. 2005

"RESPECT THE CARK!"

"Morag, that old dog used to love the cark..."

1) a slang word meaning breasts or tits.

Look at the carks on that girl!

when you're so tired you feel dead.

i was so carked after the marathon.

when you drink loads of alcohol and feel really drunk

Me and Divu got carked up yesterday on 2 buds, get me jigga

A cool way to say car park

Where is the nearest par cark.
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After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.

Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.