Country Dictionary

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"CaAaAaAaAaAarl" Paul said "Would you believe it is strawberry Milkshake?" Carl said

A very ignorant person who tends to stab people approximately 37 times in the chest

Guy 1: I think that guys crazy Guy2: Yeah, he's such a carl

To get knocked out by your wife.

Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!! Gabe: What a fucking pussy.

To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.

Person 1 "Did you see what Johnny just did?" Person 2 "No, what?" Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."

Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".

Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger! Individual: I'm off to the shop Carl: Dont forget my Jam!

really fucking gay for cars. total sex noob

"Did you just see Carl sit on his car's fucking gearstick"

The inner Greatness black Carls have.

Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.