A fork of Rural Dictionary
one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet
empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher
A person who likes to perform oral sex on a woman.
THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he be eating pussy all day.
A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.” “ She’s probs a carpet muncher” “Fuck My Life”