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Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus. 2). ProteinLily.

Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!

by John Doe September 08, 2004

crap cavern

The gapping hole of your ass after being butt fucked.

You should have seen the size of Lisa's crap cavern after I fucked her.

by Cameltoe Raider January 25, 2003

cum cavern

the cunt of a slut. a huge open space with all sorts of cum stalagmites and stalactites and shit. some grimy shit right there

your grandma's such an old ho she's probably got a cum cavern

by cs2toktos October 02, 2011

Passion cavern

The most intimate place on the female anatomy

Judith: please sail you longboat into my passion cavern

by singing allowed December 03, 2013

Crystallized Caverns

When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.

Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns. Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.

by BraziarK September 29, 2019

Honor Cavern

Similar to the Klingon Right of Ascension except the pain sticks are replaced by penises.

Barry thought he was a real hard ass but he didn't even last 6 minutes in that Honor Cavern on his birthday last Friday.

by Gibby Mumford May 26, 2020

Jizz cavern

A bizmal hole that could, is, or was at one time filled with ejaculate.

Man we should leave this bar, it's a total jizz cavern. Have you checked out the strip club it's a jizz cavern. Mom don't pick up that sock it's my jizz cavern.

by Ccity 3147 September 10, 2009