A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Charity” is a female which is most common found in its home or a pub. A Charity is a mostly independent creature whom prefers to help others around her than herself. Known for using a social camouflage of firery and verbally vulgar interactions, the Charity scares away potential threats from shit cunts whom would likely take advantage of her or be unable to make her cum. The Charitys facade though tough, once penetrated reveals a beautiful and pleasant filling of affection and sensitivity. If you are able to capture a Charity, use of Bourbon double black cans have been found most effective for sedating and also seducing for mating.
Other breeds of the Charity species often are found in daddy issue prone industries.
(Mate turns up rotten drunk after MIA for days)
Fuck mate, you pulled a Charity you loose cunt!
Having sex with a fat chick
Tom: I fucked a big un last night!
Bob: Dude, why? I know you can pull better ass than that.
Tom: Sometimes you gotta give to charity my friend.
She is very very beautiful in every way possible and you will love her no matter what. she is also very short but she is still amazing...
But her farts smell the worst
Who is charity?
A beautiful girl who is small.
1.Having sex with any woman over the age of 35.
2.Having sex with a fat chick.
3.Having sex with a single mother.
Ahmad Rashad & Bryant Gumbel divorce their wives...and marry old
picked over White chix.Genius!Charity work at it's best.
That dumbass bitch
Chris: That Dumbass Bitch started a rumor that caused a dearly loved friend to take his life all for social media attention.
Tom: wow what a Charity.
She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, and has a passion for animals. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side!
Person 1: Charity's my best friend.
Person 2: Isn't she so sweet? I wish she'd talk more, though.
Person 1: *Goes into shock mode and then falls on the ground laughing*