A fork of Rural Dictionary
A unexpected and forced blow job! When you don't want to give someone a blow but they force you to do it unexpectedly!
Guy#1 Hey wat up dawg! Guy#2 Hey what up.... what are you doin?--- Guy#2 Dude I don't want to---no---help-- Guy#1 choops!!
The art of Jake Weigert, otherwise known as his personal preference of masturbating. While he choop's he often mumbles... chpchpchpchpchp... therefore CHOOP came into our lives and our minds. the way he exactly goes by this is he actually grips the penis with his thumb and index finger... performing such a- Grip -like hold. Then he continues to grip his penis and stroke up and down while singing his song... Choop choop choop, all day long Choop choop choop while i sing my song. Choop choop choop, it feels so great choop choop choop its how i Masturbate
(S.T)Hey jared, did you see Jake last night.. he was trying to get gabbi and jess to totally choop him. (jared) haha yah i saw that, what is he.. one of those gays? (S.T).. Wha? haha .. i mean.. yah
A term used to describe a chump, who also possesses or portrays the characteristics of poop.
*while playing Call of Duty* "let's go kill these choops!"
The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.
Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt. Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.