A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A measurement of Gayness 2. A very gay person
"He's such A Clayton" "That dude is 500 Claytons" *Really Really gay*
Looks like a naked mole rat, loves playing video games and usually try’s to get people to hit his vape.
Such a Clayton
Adj. A substitute, an ersatz version; which is possibly inferior, or lacking some characteristics of the original. Origin: from an advertising campaign of a non-alcoholic drink marketted in Australia and New Zealand as a substitute for whisky. "The drink you have when you're not having a drink". It was foul-tasting by all accounts.
"Oh, Peter? He's my Clayton's Boyfriend (laughter)" (A male friend a woman might go out with and even be thought by observers to be in a couple with, yet not one with whom she is having a relationship. "The boyfriend you have when you aren't having a boyfriend") "You worked 60 hours last week and then moderate the forum in your spare time? How do you do it?" "It's my Clayton's life. The life you have when you're not having a life."
A wild beast that has the ass of a black woman, but the face of an ogre, Clayton's are usually found hidden in donut factories,donut stores or in the woods near donut factories or donut stores, they say if you come in contact with a hungry one, you better run cause it will eat you.
I found a Clayton eating a donut in the woods near dunking donuts
A nickname for the dildo modeled after the dragon penis of "Clayton the Earth Dragon", sold by Bad Dragon.
"Hey, which one do you think he'd like?" "Probably 'Clayton the Earth Dragon'."